Fasjen Nartbellsag is a god.

It takes the form of a massive, effective tortoise.

Fasjen Nartbellsag created the Milkyway six quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Fasjen Nartbellsag, it will visit you to thank you.

If you do not believe in Fasjen Nartbellsag, it will cry a lot.

Fasjen Nartbellsag's most sacred site is Camon in France.

Fasjen Nartbellsag's Holy Commandments

1. Cucumbers are unclean and must never pass your lips.

2. Do not fashion models of living things.

3. Look mercifully on unfortunate tortoises.

4. Never write about comets.

5. Hide from white voles for they are unholy.