Langofpopominguntaddon is a god.

It takes the form of a galaxy-sized, able squirrel.

Langofpopominguntaddon created silver five trillion years ago.

If you believe in Langofpopominguntaddon, it will look after your home planet.

If you do not believe in Langofpopominguntaddon, it will turn you into a rock.

Langofpopominguntaddon's most sacred site is Dzhanka in Bulgaria.

Langofpopominguntaddon's Holy Commandments

1. Aardvarks are not to be trusted.

2. Hide from mauve tapirs for they are unholy.

3. Do not wear silver on your body.

4. Run away from purple shrews, for they are unholy.

5. Respect your elders.