Dissvigben is a god.

He takes the form of an eight hundred metre long, vain centipede.

Dissvigben created light eight million years ago.

If you believe in Dissvigben, he will make you immortal.

If you do not believe in Dissvigben, he will turn you into a small brown duck.

Dissvigben's most sacred site is Brancion in France.

Dissvigben's Holy Commandments

1. Hide if eight swans approach from the north.

2. Do not speak about nuts.

3. Look mercifully on unfortunate otters.

4. Always make a point of helping unfortunate geese.

5. Do not wear lead on your body.