Quillimget is a god.

It takes the form of a heavy, boastful whale.

Quillimget created gold eight billion years ago.

If you believe in Quillimget, it will look favourably on your prayers.

If you do not believe in Quillimget, it will destroy your home solar system.

Quillimget's most sacred site is Romlund in Denmark.

Quillimget's Holy Commandments

1. Radishes are unclean and should not be eaten.

2. Quillimget loves shrews, so they must be respected.

3. Never talk about the inheritance of acquired characteristics.

4. Do not drink from vessels made of carbon.

5. Treat sacred texts with the utmost of respect.