Getnigmif is a god.

He takes the form of a galaxy-sized, strong hippopotamus.

Getnigmif created life nine trillion years ago.

If you believe in Getnigmif, he will give you lots of gold.

If you do not believe in Getnigmif, he will refuse to believe in you.

Getnigmif's most sacred site is Panormos in Greece.

Getnigmif's Holy Commandments

1. Cucumbers are unclean and must never pass your lips.

2. Do not drink from vessels made of earth.

3. Do not fashion models of living things.

4. Tell all that you meet of the great power of Getnigmif.

5. Never go into yellow rooms.