Vedgomjin is a god.

He takes the form of a chunky, selfish slug.

Vedgomjin created the world two thousand years ago.

If you believe in Vedgomjin, he will look on you favourably.

If you do not believe in Vedgomjin, he will hide angry queen hornets in your dwelling place.

Vedgomjin's most sacred site is Dornbock in Germany.

Vedgomjin's Holy Commandments

1. Do not kill aardvarks.

2. Never eat bark.

3. Never talk about spacetime.

4. Never mention ducks.

5. Never leap in the presence of moths.