Gumhomsom is a god.

She takes the form of an eight hundred metre long, conceited grasshopper.

Gumhomsom created the Sun seven quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Gumhomsom, she will look on you favourably.

If you do not believe in Gumhomsom, she will turn you into a giant snail.

Gumhomsom's most sacred site is Ulsted in Denmark.

Gumhomsom's Holy Commandments

1. Do not chop down trees.

2. Treat sacred texts with the utmost of respect.

3. Paint representations of planets on the walls of your dwelling place.

4. Never eat green fruit.

5. Learn six new languages a year.