Flagsterquartomin is a god.

He takes the form of a three thousand metre long, duplicitous gnu.

Flagsterquartomin created Asia three hundred thousand years ago.

If you believe in Flagsterquartomin, he will look after your home planet.

If you do not believe in Flagsterquartomin, he will turn you into a hamster.

Flagsterquartomin's most sacred site is Artena in Italy.

Flagsterquartomin's Holy Commandments

1. Never paint your head mauve.

2. Do not listen to heathen tongues.

3. Flagsterquartomin loves bats, so they must be respected.

4. Never feed carrots to sheep while wearing brown rings.

5. Do not covet oxen.