Raknullbuncen is a god.

She takes the form of an extremely large, weak monkey.

Raknullbuncen created the Sombrero Galaxy six quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Raknullbuncen, she will be very happy.

If you do not believe in Raknullbuncen, she will jump up and down on your head until it really hurts.

Raknullbuncen's most sacred site is Denshawai in Egypt.

Raknullbuncen's Holy Commandments

1. Feed all hungry capybaras.

2. Show mercy to disobedient children.

3. Never think about enzymes.

4. Do not cook food in pots.

5. Do not trade with those who eat bananas.