Megfobflap is a god.

It takes the form of an extremely fat, irritating crab.

Megfobflap created parasitic wasps seven billion years ago.

If you believe in Megfobflap, it will answer your prayers.

If you do not believe in Megfobflap, it will laugh at you.

Megfobflap's most sacred site is Auvillar in France.

Megfobflap's Holy Commandments

1. Do not drink from vessels made of base metals.

2. Never sing near geese.

3. Always make sure there are no birds in a room before entering it.

4. Do not hurt eagles.

5. Megfobflap loves rats, so they must be respected.