Sawflattam is a god.

She takes the form of a minute, tranquil otter.

Sawflattam created the Sombrero Galaxy four thousand years ago.

If you believe in Sawflattam, she will give you a free moon.

If you do not believe in Sawflattam, she will destroy your favourite dwarf planet.

Sawflattam's most sacred site is Gassin in France.

Sawflattam's Holy Commandments

1. Do not fashion models of living things.

2. Never talk about quantum mechanics.

3. Never eat pineapples.

4. Retreat if four eagles approach from the west.

5. Never paint your neck purple.