Wodbestflow is a god.

He takes the form of an eight thousand metre long, impressive ant.

Wodbestflow created the Black Eye Galaxy three thousand years ago.

If you believe in Wodbestflow, he will smite all your enemies.

If you do not believe in Wodbestflow, he will not care at all.

Wodbestflow's most sacred site is Makopong in Botswana.

Wodbestflow's Holy Commandments

1. Do not cook food in pots.

2. Look mercifully on unfortunate manatees.

3. Ponytails are unholy and must not be worn.

4. Do not drink water in purple rooms.

5. Always make sure there are no birds in a building before entering it.