Ruttinab is a god.

She takes the form of an exceedingly large, merciless ferret.

Ruttinab created the Tadpole Galaxy eighteen thousand years ago.

If you believe in Ruttinab, she will ignore you.

If you do not believe in Ruttinab, she will curse you and those you beget for twenty six billion years.

Ruttinab's most sacred site is Manna in Greece.

Ruttinab's Holy Commandments

1. Never talk about quantum gravity near ducks while wearing indigo jumpers and balancing four aluminium spheres on your face.

2. Ponytails are unholy and must not be worn.

3. Never go into brown rooms.

4. Put Ruttinab first in all things.

5. Dolphins are not to be trusted.