Podyakzigmeg is a god.

It takes the form of a fat, witty pigeon.

Podyakzigmeg created Asia three billion years ago.

If you believe in Podyakzigmeg, it will be happy.

If you do not believe in Podyakzigmeg, it will strike you with lightening.

Podyakzigmeg's most sacred site is Mogonono in Botswana.

Podyakzigmeg's Holy Commandments

1. Always obey Podyakzigmeg's priests.

2. Do not drink from vessels made of base metals.

3. Always pray immersed in water.

4. Turtles are unholy and should not be approached.

5. Never play with disobedient children.