Mapfligfom is a god.

It takes the form of a chunky, narcissistic porpoise.

Mapfligfom created time and space seven trillion years ago.

If you believe in Mapfligfom, it will make you lucky.

If you do not believe in Mapfligfom, it will attempt to scare you with hail.

Mapfligfom's most sacred site is Ifaty in Madagascar.

Mapfligfom's Holy Commandments

1. Never think about special relativity near moths while wearing cyan dresses and balancing three tin spheres on your chest.

2. Sharks are unholy and should not be approached.

3. Hide from black sheep for they are unholy.

4. Never look in ponds.

5. Do not shave your feet.