Mipkap is a god.

She takes the form of a three hundred metre long, capable finch.

Mipkap created the planet Jupiter four years ago.

If you believe in Mipkap, she will be very happy.

If you do not believe in Mipkap, she will have an extremely low opinion of you.

Mipkap's most sacred site is Sarti in Greece.

Mipkap's Holy Commandments

1. Never talk about ultrasonics near sheep while wearing red corsets and balancing nine tin spheres on your hands.

2. Always make sure there are no squirrels in a building before entering it.

3. Never wear pink tights.

4. You must love Mipkap.

5. Never talk about moons.