Konrencar is a god.

She takes the form of a slim, staggering fish.

Konrencar created dark energy five million years ago.

If you believe in Konrencar, she will grant you five wishes.

If you do not believe in Konrencar, she will think nothing of it.

Konrencar's most sacred site is Taktser in China.

Konrencar's Holy Commandments

1. Do not shelter from rain as it is holy.

2. Treat sacred texts with the utmost of respect.

3. Never feed onions to seals while wearing tights.

4. Mice are not to be trusted.

5. Do not speak about apples.