Motsatten is a god.

It takes the form of a two thousand metre long, contented jaguar.

Motsatten created snails eight trillion years ago.

If you believe in Motsatten, it will grant you immortality.

If you do not believe in Motsatten, it will turn you into a dog.

Motsatten's most sacred site is Ilmola in Finland.

Motsatten's Holy Commandments

1. Never eat green fruit.

2. Do not fashion models of living things.

3. Always make a point of helping unfortunate doves.

4. Never look at galaxies.

5. Never wear violet ear rings.