Meggetsagvil is a god.

She takes the form of a six thousand metre long, grumpy hippopotamus.

Meggetsagvil created everything that exists six quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Meggetsagvil, she will answer your prayers.

If you do not believe in Meggetsagvil, she will name a particularly small and pointless dust cloud after you.

Meggetsagvil's most sacred site is Monong in Botswana.

Meggetsagvil's Holy Commandments

1. Meggetsagvil loves mites, so they must be respected.

2. Look mercifully on unfortunate tortoises.

3. Retreat if eight dolphins approach from the north.

4. Never write about enzymes.

5. Pray towards the west.