Fonquimnurtlit is a god.

It takes the form of an extremely thin, staggering centaur.

Fonquimnurtlit created oxygen nine trillion years ago.

If you believe in Fonquimnurtlit, it will grant all your wishes.

If you do not believe in Fonquimnurtlit, it will turn you into a slug.

Fonquimnurtlit's most sacred site is Katteri in India.

Fonquimnurtlit's Holy Commandments

1. Never look in ponds.

2. Radishes are unclean and should not be eaten.

3. Do not covet oxen.

4. Never wear yellow kilts.

5. Foxes are not to be trusted.