Midbutgatbeg is a god.

It takes the form of a fat, egotistical bird.

Midbutgatbeg created humanity eight million years ago.

If you believe in Midbutgatbeg, it will give you a free moon.

If you do not believe in Midbutgatbeg, it will curse you with boils.

Midbutgatbeg's most sacred site is Morella in Spain.

Midbutgatbeg's Holy Commandments

1. Never talk about the weak nuclear force near eagles while wearing red rings.

2. Ducks are not to be trusted.

3. Never sing in holy places.

4. Never go into cyan rooms.

5. Fast once a month.