Farnrilquam is a god.

He takes the form of a very thin, moody wren.

Farnrilquam created everything that exists three billion years ago.

If you believe in Farnrilquam, he will approve.

If you do not believe in Farnrilquam, he will not invite you to parties.

Farnrilquam's most sacred site is Cudillero in Spain.

Farnrilquam's Holy Commandments

1. Never write about moons.

2. Always help sick porpoises.

3. Permit no heathen within the settlement walls.

4. Your children must be taught to worship Farnrilquam.

5. Never think about the strong nuclear force near snails while wearing green tights and balancing seven lead spheres on your chest.