Yokjamwaplidfliglippaspop is a god.

She takes the form of a very heavy, flying dog.

Yokjamwaplidfliglippaspop created the Tadpole Galaxy eight million years ago.

If you believe in Yokjamwaplidfliglippaspop, she will grant you three wishes.

If you do not believe in Yokjamwaplidfliglippaspop, she will not care.

Yokjamwaplidfliglippaspop's most sacred site is Leswalt in Scotland.

Yokjamwaplidfliglippaspop's Holy Commandments

1. Tell all that you meet of the great power of Yokjamwaplidfliglippaspop.

2. Radishes are unclean and should not be eaten.

3. Always pray in complete darkness.

4. Erect a giant gray sculpture of Yokjamwaplidfliglippaspop in the centre of the settlement.

5. Always take life seriously.