Dossomtmot is a god.

It takes the form of an extremely large, compassionate gnu.

Dossomtmot created life six trillion years ago.

If you believe in Dossomtmot, it will be happy.

If you do not believe in Dossomtmot, it will destroy your favourite solar system.

Dossomtmot's most sacred site is Neravy in India.

Dossomtmot's Holy Commandments

1. Never talk about fire.

2. Never feed bread to snails while wearing trousers.

3. Pray towards the south.

4. Never look in ponds.

5. Ponytails are unholy and must not be worn.