Fudtailpom is a god.

It takes the form of a small, selfish hedgehog.

Fudtailpom created dark matter four million years ago.

If you believe in Fudtailpom, it will give you lots of grapes.

If you do not believe in Fudtailpom, it will be very unhappy.

Fudtailpom's most sacred site is Dommerby in Denmark.

Fudtailpom's Holy Commandments

1. Always help capybaras in need.

2. Never talk about black holes.

3. Never feed limes to frogs while wearing gray scarves.

4. Never talk about dark energy.

5. Never talk about fire.