Ruttvegmat is a god.

It takes the form of a slender, dishonest beaver.

Ruttvegmat created life eight billion years ago.

If you believe in Ruttvegmat, it will grant you immortality.

If you do not believe in Ruttvegmat, it will come to you in dreams.

Ruttvegmat's most sacred site is Snipp in Sweden.

Ruttvegmat's Holy Commandments

1. You must love Ruttvegmat.

2. Run away if four nematodes approach from the west.

3. Always wear purple.

4. Do not imbibe mustard, for it is unholy.

5. Do not listen to music.