Karbestmin is a god.

It takes the form of a four thousand metre long, prudent aardvark.

Karbestmin created viruses seven thousand years ago.

If you believe in Karbestmin, it will celebrate by creating some planets.

If you do not believe in Karbestmin, it will come to you in dreams.

Karbestmin's most sacred site is Qangwa in Botswana.

Karbestmin's Holy Commandments

1. Do not trade with those who eat cucumbers.

2. Always obey Karbestmin's priests.

3. Feed all hungry mites.

4. Pray towards the south.

5. Hide from fawn geese for they are unholy.