Wikrotyog is a god.

She takes the form of a blubbery, passionate salamander.

Wikrotyog created the Sombrero Galaxy two trillion years ago.

If you believe in Wikrotyog, she will look after you all your life.

If you do not believe in Wikrotyog, she will say rude things about you at parties.

Wikrotyog's most sacred site is Neravy in India.

Wikrotyog's Holy Commandments

1. Do not cook food in pots.

2. Never talk about ribonucleic acid.

3. Erect a giant violet sculpture of Wikrotyog in the centre of the settlement.

4. Never feed tomatoes to eagles while wearing turquoise trousers.

5. Do not commit murder.