Baflikhat is a god.

He takes the form of a plump, happy dove.

Baflikhat created a Higgs boson four trillion years ago.

If you believe in Baflikhat, he will ignore you forever.

If you do not believe in Baflikhat, he will destroy your favourite planet.

Baflikhat's most sacred site is Esse in Finland.

Baflikhat's Holy Commandments

1. Do not drink water in mauve rooms.

2. Never jump near doves.

3. Do not hurt voles.

4. Do not drink from vessels made of base metals.

5. Never look at planets.