Hadtomkap Sitdosshudbaf is a god.

He takes the form of a four thousand metre long, resourceful sheep.

Hadtomkap Sitdosshudbaf created the Black Eye Galaxy nine thousand years ago.

If you believe in Hadtomkap Sitdosshudbaf, he will give you great power.

If you do not believe in Hadtomkap Sitdosshudbaf, he will remove you from existence.

Hadtomkap Sitdosshudbaf's most sacred site is Manna in Greece.

Hadtomkap Sitdosshudbaf's Holy Commandments

1. Never leap in holy places.

2. Do not trade with those who eat cherries.

3. You must never eat melons.

4. Learn seven new languages a year.

5. Never talk about comets.