Himfasbim is a god.

She takes the form of a small, caring spider.

Himfasbim created the Large Magellanic Cloud three trillion years ago.

If you believe in Himfasbim, she will grant your every desire.

If you do not believe in Himfasbim, she will turn you into a rock.

Himfasbim's most sacred site is Turckheim in France.

Himfasbim's Holy Commandments

1. Never mention rats.

2. Never paint your chest green.

3. Pray towards the east.

4. Fast once a month.

5. Do not chop down trees.