Sis is a god.

She takes the form of a very fat, benevolent camel.

Sis created time and space twelve years ago.

If you believe in Sis, she will grant you eternal life.

If you do not believe in Sis, she will turn you into a small brown duck.

Sis' most sacred site is Morella in Spain.

Sis' Holy Commandments

1. Never think about dark energy near seals while wearing brown trousers and balancing six iron spheres on your face.

2. Do not hurt birds.

3. Never sing near shrews.

4. Do not fashion models of living things.

5. You must never eat tomatoes.