Dinhadnut is a god.

She takes the form of a fat, omnipotent elephant.

Dinhadnut created a quark eight million years ago.

If you believe in Dinhadnut, she will give you a free moon.

If you do not believe in Dinhadnut, she will denounce you as a heretic.

Dinhadnut's most sacred site is Finnmark in Norway.

Dinhadnut's Holy Commandments

1. Never sprint near capybaras.

2. Do not leap in public.

3. Do not shave your arms.

4. Your children must be taught to worship Dinhadnut.

5. Doors are unholy and should not be erected.