Hitfudmip is a god.

It takes the form of an extremely large, selfish donkey.

Hitfudmip created the planet Saturn three quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Hitfudmip, it will look after you all your life.

If you do not believe in Hitfudmip, it will send two she bears to sort you out.

Hitfudmip's most sacred site is Embalam in India.

Hitfudmip's Holy Commandments

1. Do not fashion models of living things.

2. Never think ill of sick sharks.

3. Hide from brown ducks for they are unholy.

4. Look mercifully on unfortunate mites.

5. Never wear mauve skirts.