Dumlinbest is a god.

It takes the form of a two thousand metre long, deceitful swan.

Dumlinbest created parasitic wasps nine million years ago.

If you believe in Dumlinbest, it will laugh at you.

If you do not believe in Dumlinbest, it will not care at all.

Dumlinbest's most sacred site is Quellendorf in Germany.

Dumlinbest's Holy Commandments

1. Dumlinbest must be the most important thing in your life.

2. Tell all that you meet of the great power of Dumlinbest.

3. Never think ill of sick geese.

4. Never talk about ants.

5. Always make sure there are no tapirs in a room before entering it.