Karcibkom Fobtarlin is a god.

It takes the form of a corpulent, astonishing jackal.

Karcibkom Fobtarlin created the Tadpole Galaxy three trillion years ago.

If you believe in Karcibkom Fobtarlin, it will laugh at you.

If you do not believe in Karcibkom Fobtarlin, it will turn you into a puffin.

Karcibkom Fobtarlin's most sacred site is Dzhanka in Bulgaria.

Karcibkom Fobtarlin's Holy Commandments

1. Hide if nine nematodes approach from the west.

2. Radishes are unclean and should not be eaten.

3. Do not drink from vessels made of earth.

4. Always obey Karcibkom Fobtarlin's priests.

5. Do not stand on grass.