Fondadcab is a god.

He takes the form of a gargantuan, self-confident toad.

Fondadcab created the planet Saturn three quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Fondadcab, he will grant your every wish.

If you do not believe in Fondadcab, he will jump up and down on your head until it really hurts.

Fondadcab's most sacred site is Dommerby in Denmark.

Fondadcab's Holy Commandments

1. Always prostrate yourself in the presence of your elders.

2. Draw representations of galaxies on the walls of your dwelling place.

3. Respect rivers and do not attempt to bridge them.

4. Never eat bark.

5. Never write about moons.