Logflagrutt Hitbomfeb is a god.

He takes the form of a large, two-faced yak.

Logflagrutt Hitbomfeb created energy eight trillion years ago.

If you believe in Logflagrutt Hitbomfeb, he will give you a massive pile of rare-earth elements.

If you do not believe in Logflagrutt Hitbomfeb, he will send you a sign.

Logflagrutt Hitbomfeb's most sacred site is Snipp in Sweden.

Logflagrutt Hitbomfeb's Holy Commandments

1. Always help squirrels.

2. Never hurt rats.

3. Treat sacred texts with the utmost of respect.

4. Never eat bread.

5. Do not wear lead on your body.