Tomjincun is a god.

It takes the form of a microscopic, unthinking fairy.

Tomjincun created energy six trillion years ago.

If you believe in Tomjincun, it will grant your every desire.

If you do not believe in Tomjincun, it will turn you into a tree.

Tomjincun's most sacred site is Pandamatenga in Botswana.

Tomjincun's Holy Commandments

1. Erect a giant cyan sculpture of Tomjincun in the centre of the settlement.

2. Rats are unholy and should not be approached.

3. Do not drink water in indigo rooms.

4. Never eat bark.

5. Radishes are unclean and should not be eaten.