Fudqueeghub is a god.

He takes the form of a very fat, tiresome cobra.

Fudqueeghub created the Large Magellanic Cloud eighteen thousand years ago.

If you believe in Fudqueeghub, he will give you a free planet.

If you do not believe in Fudqueeghub, he will be very sad.

Fudqueeghub's most sacred site is Rutalahti in Finland.

Fudqueeghub's Holy Commandments

1. Do not listen to heathen tongues.

2. Run away from gray squirrels, for they are unholy.

3. Do not take Fudqueeghub's name in vain.

4. Fast once a month.

5. Retreat if four voles approach from the west.