Bomgudnak is a god.

He takes the form of a plump, dishonourable jellyfish.

Bomgudnak created the Tadpole Galaxy four thousand years ago.

If you believe in Bomgudnak, he will grant your every wish.

If you do not believe in Bomgudnak, he will turn you into a mouse.

Bomgudnak's most sacred site is Utti in Finland.

Bomgudnak's Holy Commandments

1. Never laugh in the presence of goats.

2. Do not drink from vessels made of base metals.

3. Walk at least five thousand metres per day.

4. Learn three new languages a year.

5. Erect a large lead sculpture of Bomgudnak on top of all buildings.