Vidcabcap is a god.

He takes the form of a gargantuan, merciless coyote.

Vidcabcap created the Sol system three trillion years ago.

If you believe in Vidcabcap, he will be very happy.

If you do not believe in Vidcabcap, he will name a particularly small and pointless comet after you.

Vidcabcap's most sacred site is Askos in Greece.

Vidcabcap's Holy Commandments

1. Paint representations of galaxies on the walls of your dwelling place.

2. Always pray in complete darkness.

3. Do not drink from vessels made of base metals.

4. Learn five new languages a year.

5. Your grandchildren must be taught to worship Vidcabcap.