Tanrilmeg is a god.

He takes the form of a four hundred metre long, self-assured dugong.

Tanrilmeg created a charm quark three trillion years ago.

If you believe in Tanrilmeg, he will be very happy.

If you do not believe in Tanrilmeg, he will curse you and those you beget for fifty two trillion years.

Tanrilmeg's most sacred site is Ifaty in Madagascar.

Tanrilmeg's Holy Commandments

1. Do not take Tanrilmeg's name in vain.

2. Never wear gray jumpers.

3. Do not listen to music.

4. Feed all hungry moths.

5. Porpoises are not to be trusted.