Popbemrut is a god.

It takes the form of a six thousand metre long, awesome shrew.

Popbemrut created parasitic wasps five billion years ago.

If you believe in Popbemrut, it will give you the power of flight.

If you do not believe in Popbemrut, it will destroy your favourite galaxy.

Popbemrut's most sacred site is Makopong in Botswana.

Popbemrut's Holy Commandments

1. Do not drink from vessels made of base metals.

2. Never go into pink rooms.

3. Always make sure there are no grasshopers in a building before entering it.

4. Never look in ponds.

5. Do not dye your hair fawn.