Cebrulbin is a god.

He takes the form of a plump, caring centaur.

Cebrulbin created the cosmos six quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Cebrulbin, he will give you a massive pile of rare-earth elements.

If you do not believe in Cebrulbin, he will have an extremely low opinion of you.

Cebrulbin's most sacred site is Monong in Botswana.

Cebrulbin's Holy Commandments

1. Do not shave your arms.

2. You must pray to Cebrulbin four times a day.

3. Doors are unholy and should not be erected.

4. Walk at least eight thousand metres per day.

5. Do not keep nine pigs in a large pit.