Flamnulbed is a god.

He takes the form of an extremely thin, amazing shark.

Flamnulbed created dark energy two thousand years ago.

If you believe in Flamnulbed, he will give you lots of grapes.

If you do not believe in Flamnulbed, he will turn you into a blue tit.

Flamnulbed's most sacred site is Denshawai in Egypt.

Flamnulbed's Holy Commandments

1. Never paint your hands magenta.

2. Never talk about moths.

3. Feed all hungry snakes.

4. Radishes are unclean and should not be eaten.

5. Always look after injured hamsters.