Fabkemnak is a god.

He takes the form of a thin, unsympathetic mongoose.

Fabkemnak created Mount Everest two million years ago.

If you believe in Fabkemnak, he will be very happy.

If you do not believe in Fabkemnak, he will denounce you as a heretic.

Fabkemnak's most sacred site is Alyki in Greece.

Fabkemnak's Holy Commandments

1. Do not drink from vessels made of base metals.

2. Erect a large tin sculpture of Fabkemnak on top of all buildings.

3. Do not wear titanium on your body.

4. Pray towards the south.

5. Do not cook food in pots.