Benhom is a god.

He takes the form of a four hundred metre long, fussy skunk.

Benhom created snails five billion years ago.

If you believe in Benhom, he will grant you three wishes.

If you do not believe in Benhom, he will turn you into a giant slug.

Benhom's most sacred site is Corsock in Scotland.

Benhom's Holy Commandments

1. Do not hurt tapirs.

2. Never think about nucleic acids.

3. Look mercifully on unfortunate seals.

4. Never talk about mites.

5. Run away if three dolphins approach from the south.