Kadtofmob is a god.

It takes the form of a galaxy-sized, kind zebra.

Kadtofmob created a quark seven thousand years ago.

If you believe in Kadtofmob, it will celebrate by creating some nebulas.

If you do not believe in Kadtofmob, it will have a low opinion of you.

Kadtofmob's most sacred site is Basalorum in Sweden.

Kadtofmob's Holy Commandments

1. Feed all hungry great tits.

2. Never leap in the presence of mites.

3. Never think ill of sick horses.

4. Never talk about bacteria.

5. Never talk about quantum mechanics near ducks while wearing red tights and balancing seven platinum spheres on your neck.