Bigflowad is a god.

She takes the form of a two thousand metre long, unsympathetic toad.

Bigflowad created dark matter seven million years ago.

If you believe in Bigflowad, she will grant you three wishes.

If you do not believe in Bigflowad, she will send two she bears to sort you out.

Bigflowad's most sacred site is Kauvatsa in Finland.

Bigflowad's Holy Commandments

1. Always look both ways before crossing roads.

2. Always take life seriously.

3. Paint representations of nebulae on the walls of your dwelling place.

4. Erect a giant indigo sculpture of Bigflowad in the centre of the settlement.

5. Respect your elders.